Tag Zach Shallcross

Bachelor Zach Finale Recap: Decisions Are the Worst

Bachelor Zach Recap | Finale I don’t want to miss this opportunity to thank those of you who actually come to this little website, preferring to read the words from my head versus listening to the words from my mouth over at the podcast. Thank you for being true OG fans of the blog, the recap, and iHateGreenBeans. You are the cream of the crop. The tops. Simply the best. And

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IHGB #294: Bachelor Zach Finale

Hello everyone! We’ve made it through an entire season of ups and downs, and finally, we have the answer to who Zach chose at the end of his journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break the finale down, discussing many important details, such as: PS: The answer is yes, he is a schmuck. A nice schmuck, but schmuck nonetheless. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read a recap of

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IHGB #293: Bachelor Zach Podcast – Fantasy Suites

Hello everyone, It’s the week you’ve been waiting for. Fantasy suites. Forgo cards. Horizontal tango. It doesn’t matter what you call it, what matter is what happens behind closed doors. Or what DOESN’T happen in Zach’s case. Or should I say, what doesn’t happen, what DOES happen, and then what MAY happen?  Hold on. That’s wrong. Let me try this again… What doesn’t happen, what did happen, and what happened

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IHGB #292: Bachelor Zach Podcast – Hometowns

Hello everyone, Well, Some Guy in Austin and I are ready to discuss hometown dates. In this episode, we unpack so many important questions, such as: And who is excited about Charity being our next bachelorette? I know this is a podcast, but I need you to know I’m raising my hand. Like a dork. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes! Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Hungary Eyes

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 7 Hello everyone, I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I are really digging into episode seven of The Bachelor so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. In this episode, we tackle very important questions, such as: And finally, should Jesse Palmer go ahead and adopt Zach into his family now? Or wait and announce that on After

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