Tony is PUMPED!

01Let’s face it…Tony DOVOLANI could care less right now that Nancy O’Dell has a fancy brace on her ankle that matches her “you’re too old for this” mini dress.  Tony has a shot at the sparkly disco ball trophy!  Not since season two’s WWE wrestler Stacey Keibler has he been so excited to face the trio of judges.  Melissa is his golden ticket to first place.

And why is everyone so shocked that Mel can learn a dance in two days?  She has a DANCE BACKGROUND.  She went through DCC training camp.  I think it was tough, but of course she can do it.  I think the more obvious questions are: a) where can I get one of those bedazzled stickers to cover up my tramp stamp? and b) was that not an amazing crazy fro she was rockin’ last night in her salsa?  You know how I love fake hair.

I’ve almost forgotten that she is a Bachelor reject.  Have not forgotten her cheerleader background since her mouth is open the majority of the time.  Mel needs to pull back on the teeth whitening chemicals and go up a shade in self tanning.  That smile is bright and FIERCE!   

With that said, I’m rooting for Melissa and Tony.  Dancing with the “Stars” is back people.  Embrace the fringe.

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yeagersmom
yeagersmom
March 17, 2009 12:04 pm

I am also on Team Tony/Mel. They rocked last night! But mostly I was glad to see her parents and brother there to support her. I never believed most of that nonsense on the Bach. Thought it was an overplayed storyline by ABC and considering how things turned out, weren’t they the smart ones in the end! And her Dad was rocking too! He was so cute!

Donna
Donna
March 17, 2009 12:12 pm

That was her boyfriend, Ty, not her brother (fyi). They were great but I don’t know why that middle judge guy gave them an “8” after he raved about her performance; but, he gives the “naked guy” from Sex and The City a 9? Go figure. Go MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forever Young
Forever Young
March 17, 2009 12:14 pm

You got that right. I thought Tony was definitely going to bust something. He was so excited to see those nines. Now I can’t wait to see how bad Max pouts . . . I’m thinking he was seeing mirrorball gold with Denise Richards and had to be disappointed with how stiff she seems to be. I was sooooo not going to watch this season, mostly because my husband was hoping to have his wife back on Monday nights (he just couldn’t get in to the Bachelor). But they sucked me in because I HAD to check out Melissa and, of course, now I’m hooked. So, Lincee, you have to recap or at least comment on the show if for no other reason than to save my marriage.

TxAggie
TxAggie
March 17, 2009 12:36 pm

Did anyone else find it hilarious that her parents made it out to see her dance on national television but wouldn’t support her on the bachelor? Love it! Guess they aren’t THAT private after all…just didn’t want to waste their time with something they didn’t see going anywhere. Looks they were right on that one!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/melissa-rycroft-new-man-and-parents-cheer-her-on-at-dwts-2009173

P.S. her new bf (or old but new again) is way cuter than melba toast!

ADH
ADH
March 17, 2009 1:12 pm

I LOVE Melissa on DWTS! I was going to not watch this season, but now I have to know how she does. Dang ABC….you have me hooked!

ADH
ADH
March 17, 2009 1:13 pm

Forever Young, I am in the same boat with my husband! I agree with everything you said!

yeagersmom
yeagersmom
March 17, 2009 1:52 pm

#2 Sorry! My mistake! Thanks for the correction!

yeagersmom
yeagersmom
March 17, 2009 1:57 pm

And I agree, he makes poor melba toast look like, well melba toast! He’s a hunk for sure!

adriana
March 17, 2009 2:16 pm

“Embrace the fringe.” Hehe.

Yeah, I am routing for Melissa. Stupid Jason. She kicks ass!

SFD
SFD
March 17, 2009 2:39 pm

and to think Melissa caught Ty in bed with another women when they dated the first time…..she knows how to pick ’em. I guess he wants his 15 seconds of fame.

AggieFan
AggieFan
March 17, 2009 2:57 pm

SFD,

How do you know that? And why would Melissa give him a second chance if that is the case?

Donna
Donna
March 17, 2009 3:33 pm

Hey SFD–what are you talking about?

Jill L
March 17, 2009 3:54 pm

I used every one of my votes for Melissa last night! She did fabulously!! And I’ve loved Tony in every season and was so excited when he and Melissa did so great last week! Bring on the “10’s”!!!!!!

Erica
Erica
March 17, 2009 3:57 pm

Remember on FRIENDS when Ross left his teeth whitening on way too long and his teeth glowed in the black light? That is what Melissa reminds me of w/ her mahogany spray tan and glowing white teeth..I half way expected a toe touch in that routine last night…but I am a FAN! I am dying laughing at Lincee’s comment on the bedazzle sticker to cover the tramp stamp! LOL…too funny! Love the recap Lincee! Keep ’em coming! 🙂

Lacia C
March 17, 2009 4:59 pm

Tony totally has a chance at that trophy now! I’m happy for him. I think final 3 will be Melissa, Gilles & Shawn. Lil’ Kim fourth. I don’t like how Carrie-Ann always gives Tony a hard time about lifts (she has never let that go from the Jane Seymour season). I always cheer on Tony when he dishes Carrie Ann’s snotty attitude right back at her! haha

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