So Jill doesn’t want to marry a Ken doll.
That’s fine.
It’s time to rev up the silver Corvette and take a trip to Dallas. Can someone watch Skipper for me while I’m gone?
Oh…and should I wear my Peaches-N-Cream ball gown? Or my astronaut outfit?
Sound off below. Recap coming up.
Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.
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Jake = new bachelor = Lt. Andy Baldwin X 10?
Love love love Jake, Jillian is an idiot for taking some of the other ‘tards over him. She thinks that she wants someone “spontaneous” and “imperfect” who can “challenge” her, which translates to emotional retard with severe commitment and mommy issues.
I’ll bet Jillian wishes she had at least one less rose to hand out. I don’t think she wanted to keep Michael, but had to give the last rose to someone and kept the “fun guy”. Jake is great, but he was definitely in friend territory and seemed a bit too eager to marry her. I believe his heart will go on… 🙂 ha!
There’s only one word for the sight of Tanner putting his package on display in front of the lodge fireplace….PINEAPPLE!
LOL! You nailed on the head SA. I didn’t get to watch last night but will this afternoon. It better be more interesting than last week! Jilly, your head is not in the game! Lincee- go get your Ken Doll!
I think it all boils down to Jillian not having as much confidence as she lets on at first impression. She needs someone that makes her feel more confident, whether that be a younger guy, a guy who’s more into her than she’s into him, or a guy who’s more forthright about his flaws.
I was soo, so sad for Jake. However, he was a bit too strong and too much for me, so I don’t really blame her. I hope she doesn’t pick Kyptonite because I want a chance at him 🙂 Ok, so if Ed doesn’t come back I’m thinking Jesse or Reid? The upcoming previews look pretty juicy, but I’m ready for the end.
OMG, I LOVED my Barbie’s Peaches-n-Cream ball gown! I vote for that one! 😉
I’ve decided Jillian is just dumb. I adore Jake (though his golly gee schtick could easily get on the nerves) and she made a very very dumb move by picking Michael over him. And it grosses me out that she doesn’t wash her fruits and vegetables.
I’m definitely Team Kiptyn now that Ed and Jake are gone!
Any room for me in the car when you take your trip to Dallas? I would take Jake in a heartbeat over ANY of the other guys!
#4 – sc – Oh it’s much better than last week!
I’ve said this already on the other post, but it can’t be said enought…DID SHE NOT SEE THE AZZ IN THOSE JEANS WHEN JAKE STOOD UP!?!?!? OMG!!!! You could put sit a drink on that thing and bounce a quarter off of it!!! We’ll be racing on the Texas highway Lincee b/c I’m coming too!!!! MaggieMay is gonna do some searching for me for Jake…I’m going to look for Ed here in Chicago and we are gonna double…if we can clone you can come too! lol
Poor Jake. He is an absolute doll…. but he is indeed a Ken doll. I actually called him that last night and somehow had a feeling Lincee would too!
He is so sweet and I think he needs a precious little barbie to go with him! My favorite Barbie was Peaches N’ Cream barbie, so I think Lincee should dress like that.
Everytime Reid wears his glasses, I proclaim “CHAND-lah BING!” in my most Janice voice possible.
Also… at the end, when Michael says “We just harmonized. It’s science” in that Will Ferrell Anchorman voice, Diet Coke came out of my nose.
What the crap? I really thought someone was going to spill the beans about Wes when he ended up getting a rose. I’m glad Jake comes back to call him out
LOVE – LOVE – LOVE Kyptonite’s parents in the previews!!! The yellow DO NOT CROSS tape in front of the hot tub … Classic!!
I’m guessing the returning person is actually Ed … even tho we are led to believe it’s Jake. So glad Jake chats it up w/ her long enough to reveal Wes’ comments/intentions.
Ohhhhhh the drama … !!!!
I don’t know about you, but I almost had to take EVERY TYPE of motion sickness medicine to watch the beginning of last night’s show…..the patch, the band, the bracelet….
All I know is that the ABC intern has been fired for the brilliant MOVING TRAIN EPSIDODE IDEA.
And did anyone else feel like they were watching a documentary or infomercial for the Rocky Mountaineer?? I believe we had 436 shots of the train.
I think Michael the break dance instructor shed more tears over Robbie being let go than Jillie did.
Tanner’s big package and an obsession with Mango Mango toenail polish? What?
And I hate to say it folks, but I think Kiptynite may not have the Kiptynite in the bedroom. Do you think it might be him?
I have to say, I was really excited about Jillian being the Bachlorette but I’ve quickly grown tired of her. She is a complete idiot. I hope she picks Wes and he dumps her for his music career (which I predict won’t be a long lasting one). She deserves anything she gets!
#5 Jamie: I think you hit the nail on the head, Sister Greenbeaner! Last season when Jillian was having her out-of-order meeting with Jason in the coffee shop, I thought she seemed cautious because of her maturity. Now I think that caution is really a lack of confidence.
Gee, I think next week we’ll get to hear Wes’s song again… Argh!