So I wrote a book or two.

If I had a dollar for every person who suggested that I write a book, I could buy a nice pair of jeans at Nordstrom’s and have enough money left to treat myself to a double doozy at the Cookie Company.

Truthfully, it never occurred to me to write an actual book until readers of this website planted the seed. Then it was all I could think about.

My goal was to write relatable books. I think I accomplished my goal. I hope you will laugh, blush, nod your head in agreement, and feel a sense that you are not the only weirdo in this world. You are my people. Come sit by me. I’ll help you tuck your crazy back in.