Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off
It’s been a hot minute since Todd and I recorded an episode on the movies we’ve seen. In fact, it’s been over a year! The pandemic is no joke, people. But since we are vaxed, we wasted no time heading to the big screen once again to enjoy some of the summer’s biggest hits. Of course, all of Todd’s reviews are for scary, or Oscar-nominated films. I lean a little
Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 brought SO…MUCH…D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. Some Guy in Austin and I have thoughts upon thoughts. For example: When did Grocery Store Joe get so feisty? Will Tammy run out of tears by the end of the next episode? Why is Chris voted off the island, yet Brendan and Pieper are galvanting freely? Is Brendan a complete and total Chach? I’ll give you a hint:
The technical difficulties that plagued me during this podcast almost made me lose my Christianity. There’s a dainty cloud of profanity that still hangs over the house as I write this sentence, but all I’m going to ask you to do is extend a heaping serving a grace to this episode. Do I own a microphone and professional equipment? Yes, I do. Does it sound like my first time podcasting?
Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water