Recaps

Bachelor Clayton Recap: Friends With Benefits

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 2 As we settle into the second week of Clay-en’s journey to find love, several things are made clear by the end of this two-hour extravaganza. First of all, everyone seems more relaxed in the official Bachelor mansion, excluding Jesse Palmer, who gives off a “what am I doing here” vibe. You can tell someone in the front office likened this hosting gig to a former

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Finding His Person

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 1 It has taken me multiple hours to write this recap, thanks to the COVID virus currently partying it up in my immune system. I’ve been writing about this silly show for nearly twenty years, and the idea of missing an inaugural post of a brand new season just wouldn’t do. Insisting I quarantine from my roommate Lara, I watched the glory of Clayton’s season

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Bachelorette Michelle Finale: Soul-Nayte

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Finale It’s happening, people. Michelle has found her soulmate. Or her soul-Nayte, if you will. Even though there was a sliver of a moment that I thought Brandon might just pull this one off, everyone’s favorite baby-faced bachelor didn’t tick the win column this go around. Was the finale boring? A bit. Did it haven’t moments of shock and awe? Absolutely. Instead of ticking through all the minute

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Bachelorette Michelle Fantasy Suites: My Girl

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Fantasy Suites Well, dear readers. Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn’t technically make sense.  Let me be clear — Joe is going to be okay. I’m sure Tayshia is doing everything she can to mend his wounded heart, but that’s another post

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Bachelorette Michelle Men Tell All: Apology Accepted

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Hometowns To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down ninety minutes of footage into ten helpful bullet points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show.  The ABC wardrobe department pilfered velour curtains from the set of Wonder Years to craft three similar yet different dresses for Kaitlyn, Tayshia, and Michelle.

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