Recaps

Bachelorette Katie Recap: Michael Leaves and Men Annoy All

Bachelorette Katie Men Tell All Recap  We’ve been down the Men Tell All road before. This isn’t our first rodeo. It always has, and always will be, a little lackluster in the entertainment department. More times than not, I feel that the men prefer to whine and moan instead of telling us anything useful.  And since Tayshia and Kaitlyn are physically unable to push a conversation forward in a logical

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: What?!

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 7 Hell has officially frozen over. Pigs are flying. There must have been a blue moon last night because Andrew has left the building. I repeat: ANDREW has left the building.  This is what we call creative editing, people. We all have to get on board and accept the fact that Katie must have ridiculous, over-the-top, can’t help but notice chemistry with Justin.  Oh, you don’t know

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Master of His Domain

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 6 I feel like I ask this question every season in the past couple of years, but have we reached a new low? Did Katie actually suggest a “fun idea” for the guys to “not partake in self-care?”  Being pure as the driven snow, I stumbled through Katie’s phrasing. Luckily, Kaitlyn and Tayshia were right there with me, asking the questions that were bouncing around in

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Ball Bash

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 5 When you think Katie has eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.  And when I write “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Buzz Killington

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 4 Would you like to learn the real definition of buzzkill? My dictionary says, “Whining incessantly, either for or against, the probability that a jackwagon is pursuing a platform to be the next bachelor.”  Guys. Do better. No one cares. Let’s not give me any more ammunition to utilize my fast-forward button on the old DVR. Excluding Michael, who is alarmingly clueless, each suitor is

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