Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Logan Flips

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 5 It’s a new dawn, a new day, and a new life. Our bachelorettes and their beaus have left the drama that is Paris and are making their way across the seas on the Valiant Lady (or Rolling Virgin if your name is Some Guy in Austin). Absolutely everyone is excited to explore a new country. Especially one that is known for rich chocolate

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IHGB #273: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 5

Hello everyone, Are you shocked to hear my voice this early in the week? It’s weird. Some Guy in Austin and I are both out of town, so we recorded the show mere moments after it aired on Monday night. I’m here to tell you that our thoughts are fresh yet confused as ever. We answer burning questions in this episode. For example: How delicious is a Belgian waffle? Is

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IHGB #272: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4

If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: La Vie en Rose

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 4 Part of me wanted my entire recap to be one word: PINEAPPLE. I think most of you would understand my plight, nod your head in agreement, and move on to the next item on your to-do list. You’d forgive me for slacking on my writing duties because you too felt that episode four of The Bachelorette was one big homage to all things

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