At one point during the season 6 premiere episode of Bachelor in Paradise, I wondered if we should all be tested for STDs just for watching this ridiculous filthy train wreck of a show. I understand that six-and-a-half couples have found true love on the beaches of Sayulita, Mexico, but my hope is that the producers have large vats of Germ Squirt or Purell on hand for certain situations. I
I’ll admit it. Week six of Hannah’s journey to find someone other than Luke P. was an entertainment sponge. And the ABC producers knew it. They were smart enough to shove a bunch of drama in the first half and savvy enough to anticipate the tremors which would unavoidably rip through social media outlets after giving us nothing in the second. Broadcast an hour’s worth of recap and Bachelor Nation
Bachelor in Paradise Season Finale Recap — Part 2 I don’t know about you, but I was pretty underwhelmed during part two of the Bachelor in Paradise season finale, other than the one dramatic breakup. The best part of the entire episode was Our Host Chris Harrison looking FLY in his grey suite, purple tie, and fresh haircut. He had me shook. Er, I was shooketh. I had the shakes?
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale — Part 1 There’s no reason to spend time on anything other than the two major events that went down last night. Who cares that Jordan and Jenna went on a date where a purple-haired man made them pose for engagement photos? Why should we waste time discussing the fact that Jordan’s chest hair has merged with his beard hair? Or that Jenna was
Bachelor in Paradise recap: Season 5, Episode 9 Was it just me, or did this episode of Bachelor in Paradise feel a bit dull compared to previous episodes? I found myself easily distracted due to boredom. For example, when Astrid gives us the 4-1-1 on the six strong couples who are sure to find success on this Mexican beach, I heard nothing. I simply stared at her shortalls in wonderment.
