Bachelor

Bachelor Mesnick Recap: Boobs, Butts, and Booze

As I mentioned yesterday, Netflix is airing Jason Mesnick’s season and I couldn’t be more pleased. It was a season before high definition, black modesty boxes, and statement necklaces, but it was still glorious. Join me as we walk down an eleven-year-old Memory Lane into the dramatic tales of Jason Mesnick and his journey to find love! Originally posted January 13, 2009 We begin this week’s episode at Jason’s house,

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Bachelor Mesnick Recap: Hot Dogs, Salsa, and Stalkers

When Netflix started airing Jason Mesnick’s season of The Bachelor, I noticed two common themes running through my DMs and emails: So THAT’S what “pulling a Mesnick” means! Are you going to recap Jason’s season? First, I’m thrilled that after eleven years, “pulling a Mesnick” is still part of the IHGB vocabulary. That’s quite a feat. And to think that it has spun off so many versions of itself is

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Bachelor Peter Finale Recap 2: Good-Bye Barb

As I mentioned in the Part 1 Bachelor Peter Finale post, I feel that this season finale was fabricated hype, except when it comes to Barbara Weber.  And I thought we had seen the worst of Babs. Boy was I wrong.  Our Host Chris Harrison greets us from the studio and makes sure to point out Kelley (who is not pregnant), Uncle Neil with his jewelry briefcase, and Peter’s parental

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Bachelor Peter Finale Recap: Hello Babs

Well, here we are, just one live show away from finally understanding why this season’s Bachelor is the thing unnecessarily hyped-up dreams are made of and I couldn’t be less interested in the outcome. I am, however, extremely interested in Babs.  It’s clear that Mike Fleiss detected from the moment Mrs. Peter Sr. stepped off of Australia Air flight 4532 decked out in a colorful strapless blouse, that she was

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