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Bachelor Peter Recap: I Love That

8: Number of denim panties represented in Costa Rica1: Number of roses handed out NOT at a rose ceremony22: Number of stitches in Peter the Pilot’s head SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks

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Bachelor Peter Recap: I’m Shooketh

1400: Number of tears shed this episode.6: Pairs of boobs showcased this episode.12: Crickets heard chirping after the word “Cleveland.” SIMPLE DISCLAIMERThe following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory trainer who’s obsessed with the new Little Women movie and looks exactly like one of the contestants on

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Second Guesses

Two minutes in: Time when I stopped caring about Champagne-gate. Seventeen Trillion: Number of chickens de-feathered for the pillow fight.Four: Number of Our Host Chris Harrison sightings!One: Number of times I uttered “ugh” when looking at Peter’s blue jean length. Welcome to the season 24 Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Pop That Cork

Twelve: Number of women who shed at least one tear. Six: Number of denim panties parading down a catwalk.Two: Number of champagne setups at a cocktail partyInfinity: Number of times I got lost in Our Host Christ Harrison’s eyes Welcome to season 24 and a Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Fifth Time’s a Charm

Eight: Number of red dresses Seven: Number of silvery/blue dresses Ten: Number of black dressesOne: Number of women who could pull off a cat suit made of laceInfinity: Number of times I sighed at Our Host Chris Harrison This is season 24 of The Bachelor! Alayah — ROSE24San Antonio, TXOrtho AssistantWhy you remember her:It is without a doubt in my mind, that the things you remember are Alayah’s boobs. She

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