Dancing with the Stars

Dancing with the Stars recap: Most Memorable Year

Each year, Dancing with the Stars producers force contestants to think back on the most pivotal year of his or her life when something extraordinary happened that changed the trajectory of their existence. It can be good, or bad, but there’s one main purpose: THE AUDIENCE MUST CRY AT LEAST FOUR TIMES WITHIN THE TWO-HOUR TIME SLOT. They can be happy tears. They can be sad. One lone, single drop

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Vegas Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 24, Episode 3 You may ask yourself, “How can we get more feathers in the ballroom?” The answer, my friend, is clear: Dancing with the Stars meets Sin City. What happens in Vegas also happens in a ballroom in Los Angeles. Add in some choreography from Mandy Moore and a ton of fake money flying down from Erin’s glittery perch upstairs and you have an opening

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Dancing with the Stars recap: The heat is on

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 24, Episode 2: There’s no time to dilly dally around in the ballroom this episode. Dancing with the Stars fans will have to wait for a kicky Mandy Moore opening number next week. This week, we have an elimination, a mysterious injury, and stars who just want to dance! Let’s get to it. Nancy and Artem Cha-Cha-Cha “No Rights, No Wrongs” by Jess Glynne

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Season 24 Premiere

Dancing with the Stars Season 24 Recap: We are back with a fun-loving, chaotic, everyone-is-having-a-ball-on-live-TV Dancing with the Stars opening scene flash mob choreographed by the one and only Mandy Moore to the tune of Whitney Houston’s iconic “Wanna Dance With Somebody!” My how I’ve missed the sequins and glitter bombs. It’s season 24, people. That’s a loooooooong time for Bruno and the gang to be whipping out numbered paddles

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23 Finale

If you haven’t watched the show yet, beware: SPOILERS AHEAD! The Dancing with the Stars Season 23 finale strung me through a melodramatic wringer. It was a two-hour smorgasbord of concerns and reactions that I have painstakingly listed below in chronological order. I’d love to know if you too experienced any of the same emotions. Or add some of your own feels to the comment section! Nauseated by the sexy Santa

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