Recaps

OH HAPPY DAY!

According to several gossip sites, Molly and Jason’s wedding will be televised on March 8th.  Set your DVRs NOW people.  ABC has arranged TWO WHOLE HOURS of prime time television for us to enjoy the happy couple tie the knot.  I am praying to the good Lord that Our Host Chris Harrison will call the wedding like he did for Trista and Ryan.  And here’s hoping that Melissa Rycroft and

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Too late. Ali already called dibs on this recap.

Before I begin the recap, I’d like to give a shout out to Jessica. This sweet girl tracked me down at a party on Saturday night, proceeded to gush about how awesome I am and then asked for a picture. I have her fooled ladies and gentlemen! GO ME! I’d also like to give a great big kudos to the guys in the comment section. I love every reader equally,

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Bachelor Jake: Episode Four

Recap will be up tomorrow after I finish my to-do list: 1.  Find empty wine bottle to spin on cutting board.  Find man to go on the other side of that cutting board. 2.  Roll around in the mud.  I hear Jake likes dirty girls!

Shut up! Vanilla is my favorite color of the rainbow too!

Jake may cry like a little girl when mentally and physically preparing to fling himself off of a bridge, but when it comes to matters of the heart, he’s a man. BE GONE PHYCHOS AND TEASES! The Bachelor: On Wings of Love is not here to mess around. He’s here to find his best friend and wife. You got a problem with that? There’s the door. Or a green cab.

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Bachelor Jake: Episode 3

I’m writing a letter to Jake on yellow notebook paper.  After that, I’m going to search the upside down Spiderman kiss on YouTube so I can include it in my recap. So much to do.  So little time.