Hello, everyone! Well, this episode is a bit different for two reasons. First, I am not sharing the mic with Some Guy in Austin, and second, I’m not recording in Houston! I’ve taken the show on the road for vacation! But that doesn’t stop me from clapping alongside those lucky people who are trying to find love. Consider me Team Spencer and Jenn FOREVER! Now, about those goldens, I am
Hello, everyone! Bachelor in Paradise is BACK, and I’m here to tell you that I AM HERE FOR IT! Some Guy in Austin is still questioning the new format, but I am one hundred percent leaning into the chach factory that the new show runners have cooked up for us. In this episode, we cover love matches, love triangles, and lost love. We also discuss ways the rejected boys could
Hello, everyone! It’s been a minute since ABC aired a season of Bachelor in Paradise, and let me tell you, I am READY for the debauchery. As long as the golden bachelor and bachelorettes are more of a mentor situation, I’m here for the shenanigans that will unfold on the beaches of Costa Rica. Does Some Guy in Austin remember half of these people? No. But that’s why I’m here!
Bachelor in Paradise Season Finale Recap — Part 2 I don’t know about you, but I was pretty underwhelmed during part two of the Bachelor in Paradise season finale, other than the one dramatic breakup. The best part of the entire episode was Our Host Chris Harrison looking FLY in his grey suite, purple tie, and fresh haircut. He had me shook. Er, I was shooketh. I had the shakes?
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5 Finale — Part 1 There’s no reason to spend time on anything other than the two major events that went down last night. Who cares that Jordan and Jenna went on a date where a purple-haired man made them pose for engagement photos? Why should we waste time discussing the fact that Jordan’s chest hair has merged with his beard hair? Or that Jenna was
