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Calling all Bachelor fans!

Hello my sweet readers! It’s been a busy morning.  I’ve just been interviewed by a delightful reporter in New York about my website.  Her research shows that with each new season, the Bachelor numbers are climbing and she wanted to know why. Naturally, I took full credit. After she politely laughed at my joke, she asked me why I keep coming back to watch this train wreck of a show.

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Twenty thoughts on the 20/20 special

1.   First and foremost, for the love of all things chachtastic and awesome, why was I not called to provide “normal” commentary from a Bachelor blog I’ve been writing since 2003?  I’m convinced it’s because that other blogger had the word “bachelor” in her website title.  Stupid green beans. 2.   Executive producer Mike Fleiss said that when the show handed them lemons, they often were forced to produce lemonade moments. 

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OH HAPPY DAY!

According to several gossip sites, Molly and Jason’s wedding will be televised on March 8th.  Set your DVRs NOW people.  ABC has arranged TWO WHOLE HOURS of prime time television for us to enjoy the happy couple tie the knot.  I am praying to the good Lord that Our Host Chris Harrison will call the wedding like he did for Trista and Ryan.  And here’s hoping that Melissa Rycroft and

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Game is almost on

So there I was, mentally preparing myself for the big surgery tomorrow when my phone starts blowing up. THE BACHELORETTES HAVE BEEN POSTED! Thanks to everyone who sent me a message.  Truly…I need to hire you all to be my personal assistant. Or, we can all quit our jobs and become a homemaker like Valisha here. Seriously.  A homemaker?  Does she bake biscuits, sugar cookies and scrambled eggs for other

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It’s official

According to Entertainment Weekly, Byron (Centrum Silver) and Mary Mary have broken up and finally called it quits. What’s that sound you ask?  Crickets.  Chirping.  Happy Friday.