Tales of a Former Jungle Cruise Skipper: Volume 1
[Pause for laughs.]
After interviewing for a summer internship at Magic Kingdom with my dear friend Jill, we were excited to find out that we had not only landed the job, but would be working an attraction!
Our first day in orientation was exciting. We opened our packets to find that we were in separate lands…Jill in Adventure and me in Fantasy. Jill went off to be a Jungle Cruise skipper. She was funny and energetic…just what they needed. I was so disappointed that I couldn’t be a skipper too.
You see, there are a few attraction jobs at Disney that come with a certain reputation. Aside from characters, most cast members aspire to one day be a skipper or a pirate. A skipper because it’s fun. And a pirate because…it’s just plain cool.
While Jill was off shooting hippos and getting squirted by elephants, I was running attractions in Fantasyland. Or Fantasy Hell as it was known to those in my inner circle. Not just one ride…but FIVE! I can tell you everything you need to know about the inner workings of Snow White, Peter Pan, Dumbo, the Teacups and Cinderella’s Carrousel. I was absolutely miserable.
I longed for the “stage” that the Jungle Cruise could provide as a creative outlet. I did not sign up for this gig just to say, “How many? Row two. How many? Row three.” while pushing green buttons to make the ride go. My heart really was convinced that I had been misplaced.
After numerous complaints to several managers and a little finagling by Jill to her JC bosses, I was OUT OF FANTASY HELL just two weeks after entering its gates. Nice!
I was home in the jungle. I flourished in the jungle. I made many friends in the jungle.
Disney offered me a ton of fond memories that I will be sharing here for your reading pleasure. Check back often for more tales from the six months I spent working at Disney World. Experience the shocking behind-the-scenes moments my innocent eyes witnessed. Join me as I re-live the time the rather large woman fell on me at the handicapped entrance of Peter Pan.
“Off your seats and on your feets…back out to those Magic Kingdom streets. Make sure you catch the three o’clock parade. If you do catch it…let it go. It will drag you all the way to Main Street. Go on and watch your step. Watch your head. Watch your step. Watch your head. If you happen to miss your step and hit your head…lower your voice and watch your language. This is a family attraction and we’d like to keep it that way.”
how fun! I would love to have been on one of your cruises! You’re an absolute riot and I can only imagine the fun you had with that job!
I’ve been a dedicated reader of the Bachelor recaps since the emails, and I’m so excited I have another blog of yours to read! Does this make me creepy? Haha.
Can’t wait to hear of the Disney tales, I thoroughly enjoyed the Mouse Tales books. And…I can’t wait for the Bachelor!
I’m one of the lucky ones who actually rode on your ride, Slinky!
I’ve been a loyal reader of your Bachelor recaps for quite a while. . .I actually used to get them via e-mail before you had the website set up. Anyway, just wanted to say I loved this entry. I was also a WDW cast member in 1998. I worked merchandise in Toontown. Then in 1999 I went back and did Animal Kingdom attractions. Definitely the most fun I’ve ever had!! I look forward to reading your stories!!
“Disney offered me a ton of fond memories that I will be sharing here for your reading pleasure.”
I was also at WDW in 1998 but at MGM (now Disney Studios) and yes…it was the most amazing experience from Pleasure Island to Vista “Lay” to visiting the parks for free to pushing 1,000 pound ice cream and soda carts. I later worked as a manager at MK and miss the “magical” days where you just had to go backstage and laugh at all the crazy guests.
Where can I read about what happened to you when the lady fell on you at the Peter Pan ride?
I want to hear the story again about the Carousel. “Off like a scooter…”
Did you ever write any more about your Disney experiences? I’d like to read them, please tell me where. Thanks!