A Decade of Knowledge

by Lincee
September 26, 2013
in Entertainment
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After 10 years of watching the best reality show ~~host~~ on the planet, I have finally found a place to put all of that dating knowledge to good use!

Does anyone remember the time I wrote about my love/hate relationship with Beyonce’s girl power anthem over at Single Roots (CLICK HERE)? A few weeks ago, they asked me to dig up some dating tips that I have collected by watching The Bachelor. Why did I never post about this before?

Naturally, I put a Lincee twist on things. I decided to write about what NOT to do on a date. Yes I referenced Build-A-Bear wardrobe choices. If we’ve learned ANYTHING from previous seasons, we’ve at least learned that wise tip.

Click here and let me know what you think! And feel free to comment on your own dating DON’Ts that you’ve learned by watching The Bachelor.

Oh this should be good…

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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Bri

September 26, 2013 2:48 pm

“Are you wearing a wedding dress? Because that’s just inappropriate and not at all as funny as you think it is. ”

Ha ha ha ha ha! I almost spat out the sandwich I was eating when I read that!

Kim

September 26, 2013 5:38 pm

Lincee, you are spot on and have a gift for telling the truth to those around you…May God continue to bless you.

SGT Cole

September 29, 2013 3:46 am

What I have learned is: never marry a girl you meet on a reality show.

Be a decent American and meet your future wife in a bar. It worked for me!

Lyn in Denver

October 1, 2013 1:11 am

Steer clear of the following ice breakers: carrying an ostrich egg, vowing to guard and protect his/her heart by getting a tattoo, executing gymnastics in a formal prom dress, singing opera from a balcony, bringing your grandmother on the date or slapping the guy in the face on behalf of all America.

Loved it!

Hayley

October 9, 2013 11:21 am

I’m a huge fan! Thanks for all you do.

Also… never date a guy that wears a women’s tank top and a scarf!

Michelle

October 12, 2013 11:05 pm

As painful as it is to admit, I am not getting the “build-a-bear” joke… I only started watching the bachelor a couple of years ago… so maybe that’s why? LOVE your hilarious writing!