As most of you know, last week I met Our Host Chris Harrison at a book signing event. Before I made a complete fool of myself babbling on about my hatred for green beans and The Associated Press article, I sat entranced for 47 minutes as Harrison regaled us on his greatness. Here is what I gleaned from that experience.
It was a warm, Tuesday night. I was sitting in my red and white gingham chair, my TV recapping place, waiting for Undateable to start. As I scrolled through my Instagram feed, something caught my eye: Here’s the upcoming book tour dates and locations #ThePerfectLetter pic.twitter.com/bNJ9iMJ00Z — Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) May 19, 2015 I do not live in Austin. But I know Some Guy who does. I immediately texted him
Thanks to everyone for hanging in there with me this season. We totally had a connection. It’s a journey I will never forget. Y’all are amazing. I’ve compiled your favorite quotes from the last 10 weeks. Join me as we remember sweet friends like drunk girl and YOLO. Enjoy! The journey begins… Remember Jordan’s friend at the rose ceremony?
If you haven’t watched the season finale of The Bachelor and you don’t want to know who The Farmer chose to help him shuck corn, you may want to stop reading right now. For real. Don’t read any more. Also, how have you not seen any spoilers? According to Our Host Chris Harrison, this is the most dramatic season finale known to man. It’s all anyone will be talking about
It’s time to weigh in everyone. Will our bachelor overlook Becca’s unwillingness to profess her love and choose her anyway, hoping that she’s willing to trade in the LA traffic for rows and rows of corn? Or will he pick Whitney? The one girl who he sort of likes, but is confident she’ll say yes if he gets down on one knee since all she talks about is wanting to
