Recaps

Bachelorette Emily Recap: One Little Girl in a Hot Pink Coat

“Odle lay dee, odle lay dee, odle lay HEE HOO!” I once went out with a guy who raised goats. I made him a mixed tape and The Sound of Music’s “Lonely Goat Herd” was the first track. We broke up a few months later. He stated irreconcilable differences. Whatever. It was more like he couldn’t handle the awesome. How’s that for an intro? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 7

Confession: I went in to last night’s episode thinking it would be totally boring now that Ryan’s white tank top would no longer be making an appearance on the show.  Emily has relatively normal suitors left.  How can they make the next two hours remotely entertaining? Why you introduce false drama of course!  Between the big reveal of Cassie the Producer, Sean running through the streets of Prague “searching” for

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And…REACT!

Bachelorette Recap: White Tanks are the New Black Tee

Emily heads to Croatia with only eight men left after six weeks of weeding out the superfluous mushroom farmers and luxury brand consultants from the herd. Those who remain have a small window of opportunity to show their true colors, since approximately 43 minutes have been dedicated to pimping the blatant product placement of ABC’s parent company Disney’s new PIXAR movie “Brave.” Our bachelorette is in rare form this episode,

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Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 6

Last night’s episode had me guessing not once, but twice! I have to say that I love how Emily is bold enough to go against the norm when compared to the 47 previous seasons of this show. She’s real, has a great judge of character and is more than willing to pimp out Disney’s release of “Brave” opening in theaters near you this weekend. The recap will be up as

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