Bachelorette Emily Recap: One Little Girl in a Hot Pink Coat
“Odle lay dee, odle lay dee, odle lay HEE HOO!” I once went out with a guy who raised goats. I made him a mixed tape and The Sound of Music’s “Lonely Goat Herd” was the first track. We broke up a few months later. He stated irreconcilable differences. Whatever. It was more like he couldn’t handle the awesome. How’s that for an intro? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you