Before you get excited about how this is an uncharacteristic EARLY posting, you should know that I come to you from the future. It’s already tomorrow afternoon. You see…I’m in Istanbul. Not Constantinople. As in Turkey. This is the view from my room: Around hour two of the 15 hour travel day is when I missed “Men Tell All.” From the amount of messages, texts, tweets and emails I’ve received,
I understand that crazy people guarantee drama. Of course that makes for excellent television. But I also appreciate the fact that when a gorgeous girl with unnecessary Botox has three relatively normal, non-girly tank top wearing guys from which to choose as her future husband and father to her kid, that makes for some butt-clenching moments as well. There were six of us watching the final scene unfold last night:
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out what to wear with my new, over-sized silver sequin mermaid skirt. After all, I have to look my best when stalking certain recently available Dallas residents. Feel free to check out the mini recap over at Huffington Post in the meantime by clicking HERE!
Would it have killed ABC to dig up a few eligible bachelors who had families that liked to fly their freak flags? Between the ridiculously adorable nieces, pumpkin head nephews, dapper twin brothers, precious mothers and doting fathers, I found myself actually rooting for three of the four contestants while praying that the fourth wouldn’t go postal on the ABC Psychotherapist in the rejection limo, but instead, use his bobble
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out how to use Google translator to see if Arie’s Mom really DID ask him how his relationship with Emily was going. For those of you in America who aren’t already celebrating our country’s independence and for that one person who follows me in Belgium, the recap will be up late, late today. In the meantime, check out the mini
