Recaps

Bachelorette Emily Recap: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes an ostrich in a baby carriage.

Welcome fellow Bachelor franchise lovers! It’s that time of year where ABC goes above and beyond to find 12 total tool bags who bring a colorful mixture of drama and crazy to the show, two socially unacceptable dorks who undoubtedly drink Zima at the cocktail parties, four wacky, loveable side-kick types who steal the hearts of all women with at least one Molly Ringwald movie in their DVD collection, one

Continue reading…

Bachelorette Emily — And so another season begins

WE ARE BACK PEOPLE!  Get ready.  Get pumped and someone get me a drink because Emily is dainty, cute and ready to find love or a part-time “on the scene” reporter gig at Good Morning America and she’s not afraid to take Little Ricki with her. The recap will be up as soon as I slip into something more pink, inject a little BOTOX and brush up on the “making

Continue reading…

Season of The Groban

Bachelor Finale Recap: Groban Whines That Should Never Be Bottled

It’s been a whirlwind 10 weeks as members of Bachelor Nation tried their hardest to keep it under wraps that Groban chose Courtney to be his vineyard bride. Too bad most of you (thankfully not me!) missed the “After the Final Rose” because our DVRs didn’t recognize that the episode was part of the same Bachelor franchise (as if any of us watch this hot mess live). Along with the

Continue reading…

Rock the vote.

We finally made it!  ABC is putting the proverbial nail in the coffin of this season TONIGHT!  Let’s rejoice!  Again I say, REJOICE! It’s time to vote.  There are two very important topics to cover: [poll id=”13″] And also the ever important: [poll id=”14″] See you tomorrow after the big finale!