We all know from watching the behind the scenes specials that Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss is a dirty old man. After watching last night’s show, I find it odd that it took eight years and 20 combined seasons of the Bachelor and Bachelorette for Fleiss to come up with this idea of throwing “love” out the window and taking an “amazing journey” to the raunchier corners of his mind in
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out if you can get an STD from watching a filthy show on television. In the meantime, please feel free to review last night’s events in the comment section. I’ll give you a topic: What was up with Our Host Chris Harrison’s tie? Discuss.
Dear Bachelor Pad Contestants: The network is thrilled that you have decided to partake in the debauchery known as The Bachelor Pad. You have been hand picked by Our Host Chris Harrison due to your extreme willingness to perpetuate drama, your seduction technique, the way you rock a set of abs and/or your general sense of douchbaggery. Congratulations! As you know, there is $250,000 up for grabs in this competition.
I think most of us would be willing to agree that this was a pretty good season. I am indifferent when it comes to Ali, but I thoroughly enjoyed the gaggle of men who paraded before us during the opening ceremonies. Sure her journey to find true love was besmirched by the sneaky motives of Rated-R, crazy antics of Kasey and bold professions of love, albeit not to our Bachelorette,
Instead of pulling a Womack like so many of us predicted in the last post, Ali decided to pull a Frank. I did not see that coming. It was a much needed bit of drama during what will go down as the least dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelor history. Kudos to ABC! The recap will be up later this afternoon. I have to go sell my Roberto rookie card to
