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January 22, 2015
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She bangs

January 22, 2015
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I’ve had bangs for the majority of my life. They were mandatory for the Dorothy Hamill haircut I rocked in elementary school and I don’t think you were allowed to remain a child of the ‘80s if you didn’t have high hair. Or Aquanet. I guess I can blame New Girl for planting “CUT SOME BANGS WOMAN” in my subconscious, because the idea plagued me the entire week leading up

January 1, 2015
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2014

January 1, 2015
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December 30, 2014
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Best of 2014

December 30, 2014
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I can’t believe 2015 is upon us. Raise your hand if you feel like we were just collecting gasoline and generators as we freaked out over Y2K. The year 2015 sounds so futuristic. I should have a flying car by now. At the very least, a hover board. Instead of looking forward, I wanted to take this time to look back and feature my top 10 posts from 2014. These

December 18, 2014
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Holiday Wish List: Volume 5

December 18, 2014
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Dear Santa, Thanks to my People Magazine “Sexiest Man Alive” edition, I now know there’s one more reason to go see Into the Woods. And his name is Billy Magnussen. Instead of a movie ticket, I’d like you to squish Billy under my tree. While you’re traipsing around the wood looking for him, you might as well grab Chris Pine and Anna Kendrick for good measure. Chris is already in

December 15, 2014
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Bring Him frankincense, gold and cupcakes?

December 15, 2014
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A few years ago, my co-worker asked me if I liked my crouton lotion. He was dead serious. Being a nice person, I laughed it off as him being silly and went about my work. A few days later, I understood what he was talking about. Doesn’t my Warm Vanilla Sugar resemble croutons? I laughed. I laughed hard. It happened again last year with my niece. She kept talking about