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Bachelor Peter Finale Recap: Hello Babs

Well, here we are, just one live show away from finally understanding why this season’s Bachelor is the thing unnecessarily hyped-up dreams are made of and I couldn’t be less interested in the outcome. I am, however, extremely interested in Babs.  It’s clear that Mike Fleiss detected from the moment Mrs. Peter Sr. stepped off of Australia Air flight 4532 decked out in a colorful strapless blouse, that she was

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Bachelor Peter Recap: The women tell each other off

Women Tell All is a strange phenomenon of a show. One might surmise that a DVR which touts 120-minuets of ladies sharing all the things is television just begging to be watched. One might be wrong.  The good news is that the producers set the bar really high with a theatrical rose ceremony worthy of our time and hearty helping of champagne. Is Madison going to join her fellow contestants

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IHGB Podcast #156: My Heart Will Go On

First off, I’d like to make a correction. During Moments with Mama, which is at the very very end of all my bachelor podcasts, Mother on more than one occasion borrows the term Fantasy Land. Using contest clues she either means the fantasy suite date or the actual fantasy suite. At one point we get a Fantasy Island. I feel it’s necessary to disclaim that this recap is in no

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Torn

It’s fantasy suite week and just like Natalie Imbruglia, Madison is torn. We pick up exactly where we left off from hometowns with Madison asking for a private audience with Peter. As she makes her way to him, looking scared to death in her white bedazzled jumpsuit she borrowed from Cher’s closet in 1967, Peter quickly becomes concerned and motions for her to sit on the roaming bench.  Madison’s faith

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Bachelor Peter Recap: Oh Marissa…

In my opinion, last night’s show was pretty “meh” until we got to the very end. Peter is an emotional guy and the final four is when making decisions gets rough. Especially when you think you might, maybe, be falling in love with three of the four women. Raise your hand if you knew Kelsey was going home. I did. Why? Because one of these things is not like the

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