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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Not Mateo 4-Evr

It’s stormy on the beaches of Sayulita, Mexico, and that can only mean one thing: A rose ceremony is inevitable. Blake must choose who will carry his coveted bud and, when another man picks Hannah first, which lucky lady who looks good in a bathing suit will get his rose instead. There are twelve women and nine men. Someone who is really good at math tells us that three women

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Stagecoach Woes

Can someone please help me? I have no idea what’s going on with certain beach dwellers who are summering in Paradise. The timeline is awfully sketchy and I’m unsure if any of these jokers are actually looking for love. I blame Stagecoach.  I think the bulk of the episode can be summed up with one confusing chart: As you may recall, Blake shared a date with Tayshia the night before

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Definitely Vibing

At one point during the season 6 premiere episode of Bachelor in Paradise, I wondered if we should all be tested for STDs just for watching this ridiculous filthy train wreck of a show. I understand that six-and-a-half couples have found true love on the beaches of Sayulita, Mexico, but my hope is that the producers have large vats of Germ Squirt or Purell on hand for certain situations.  I

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Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Cast Announced

I’ll admit it. Week six of Hannah’s journey to find someone other than Luke P. was an entertainment sponge. And the ABC producers knew it. They were smart enough to shove a bunch of drama in the first half and savvy enough to anticipate the tremors which would unavoidably rip through social media outlets after giving us nothing in the second. Broadcast an hour’s worth of recap and Bachelor Nation

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Bachelor in Paradise Season Finale Part 2: Just Kidding

Bachelor in Paradise Season Finale Recap — Part 2 I don’t know about you, but I was pretty underwhelmed during part two of the Bachelor in Paradise season finale, other than the one dramatic breakup. The best part of the entire episode was Our Host Chris Harrison looking FLY in his grey suite, purple tie, and fresh haircut. He had me shook. Er, I was shooketh. I had the shakes?

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