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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: Indescribable feelings

I have thoughts about Bachelor in Paradise. The obvious thought is clearly all the money earmarked for Kaitlyn’s season of The Bachelorette was spent in Paradise when someone got a really good deal with the Irish Better Business Bureau. These fools have it made! According to the opening montage, there will be carriage rides and bungee jumping and bartenders on the beach who know your name! It’s like a summer

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Cast announced for ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

It’s been a big week for Bachelor posts. After double dipping two Bachelorette episodes this week, ABC decides to announce the cast of Bachelor in Paradise. From what I can gather using context clues, the show is going to basically be a tropical version of Bachelor Pad. Rejects from previous seasons get a second chance to find love among a select pool of franchise alumni. The contestants will be forced

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Just kidding! You only win $125,000!

I’m always a little sad when the current Bachelor franchise season finale rolls around. We’ve been on this journey together for a long time. You all know that you are amazing and I really think we have a connection. I’m starting to FEEL something. Would you accept this rose? Or send me a picture of a cute boy with a Dr Pepper? Let me just take this time to tell

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Bachelor Pad: Finale

The recap will be up later this afternoon as soon as I figure out how love came so easy to a certain person, even though “they” say that it typically doesn’t. As always, feel free to discuss in the comment section until I get back. I’ll give you a topic: How utterly awesome would it have been if Natalie had picked KEEP in the deliberation room? Discuss. I’ll be back

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Railing at its finest

Hello lovely readers! Thanks for sticking with me as we slather on insane amounts of Germ Squirt in order to trudge through the debauchery known as The Bachelor Pad. It’s a little sad to think that we only have one more episode before this rocket ship reaches its destination. On the other hand, I’m a little impressed that we made it through five weeks without any noticeable rashes. Victory! Before

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