The recap will be up as soon as I figure out where I can get one of those cool spin the bottle tables. I’m thinking Brookstone perhaps? Sharper Image? Sky Mall? Feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section. I’ve got two words for you: rocket ship. Have fun.
The opening of last night’s episode promised us petty fights, revealed truths and hurt feelings. Several themes popped up over and over throughout the two hour ordeal. For instance, the words “chopping block” and “target on my back” and some derivative of the word “ass” were uttered no less than 243 times. A collective total of 17 minutes was dedicated to someone crying either in a broom closet or bathtub.
The recap will be up as soon as I write down every Disney Princess movie line I have memorized so I can work it into the recap during Tenley’s date with Kip. I may have to throw in a few YouTube clips for good measure. As always, feel free to discuss in the comment section. I’ll give you a few topics: Natalie crying, Elizabeth crying, Nikki crying, Tenley crying and
Community kissing, fantasy suites, a few hundred f-bombs, a serenade by He Who Must Not Be Named and 10 minutes of “alone time” in the bathroom for the Weatherman. Everyone raise your shot glass full of Listerine in order to prepare yourself for episode three of the Bachelor Pad. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone on your
The recap will be up as soon as I go buy some blue Listerine to rinse out my mouth. Since I will be doing all of this blind folded, it may take a while. In the meantime, feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section. I’ll go first: I missed most of the kissing contest because I was rocking back and forth with my hands over my
