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Bachelor Nick Recap: Bump, hit, spike, choke?

Bachelor Nick Recap: Episode 6 — Last night’s episode was B-O-R-I-N-G in my opinion. Yes, I understand it was a metaphorical blood bath when it came to cutting the competition IN HALF during one episode, but other than discovering that DD Danielle is known as D-Lo around the St. Thomas Marriott and poor Russia had a horrific childhood, I could barely concentrate due to the tears, the same conversation being

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Bachelor Nick recap: Oh my NOLA

Bachelor Nick Week 5: If I omitted everything that I didn’t like from last night’s episode, we would be left with a paragraph on Rachel’s adorable personality, a paragraph on how much I loved the Beauty and the Beast promos, and how the one girl who deserved a date rose didn’t get it. I’m looking at you, Ghost May. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is

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Bachelor Nick recap: Kiss me

Bachelor Nick recap Episode 4: I reached twenty when I decided to stop counting bleeped out f-bombs last night. I’ve also become desensitized to Danielle’s boobs. I zoned out when Corinne dominated air time (read: the entire show) and I found myself rooting for Sholphin. Someone send help. I think I’m going insane. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Nick’s Not the Only One Who’s Back

Bachelor Nick Recap Episode 3: How many of you experienced an “Everybody” earworm last night? Please tell me I’m not the only one who proclaimed “Lincee’s back, ALRIGHT!” until the wee hours of the morning. Unlike Corinne, I have sleep issues. Flashing back to 1997 to mentally sing and dance along to a pop hit made famous by the fifth best boy band on the planet may be fun, but

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Bachelor Nick recap: Bridezilla

Bachelor Nick recap: Episode 2 I was talking to my friends this morning at Star 104 in Erie, PA, and one of the hosts (Murphy of Jessica and Murphy in the Morning) took the interview in a unique direction. He asked the listening audience if Corinne reminded them of anyone? My brain kept going to Erica Rose who insisted on wearing a crown the entire time during her season. Some

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