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Bachelor Arie Recap: My Gift Is Your Thong

Bachelor Arie Recap — Season 22, Week 6 I have so many thoughts in my head right now, each fighting for my attention. Most of them involve fancy house boat mansions on the River Seine, Krystal’s nodes, and Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes. I’m also embracing the fact that my book Why I Hate Green Beans launches into the world today! I feel excited and nauseated. I hear that’s normal. If

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Bachelor Arie Recap: I Grew Up in a Bowling Alley

The Bachelor Recap: Season 22, Episode 5 It’s week five and our favorite bachelorettes, plus Krystal, continue on their journey around the world with the hope that Arie will pick them, choose them, and love them in the end. Next up? Fort Lauderdale — not only is it the perfect place to fall in love, but it’s the perfect place for a bestie festie. The ladies hold hands, ride bikes,

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Bachelor Arie Recap: Make America Glam Again

The Bachelor Arie Recap Season 22, Episode 4 Marikh: “I think we all might die today.” Lincee: “From drinking your own pee.” SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStories happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory workout chick who is obsessed with Princess Margaret on The Crown and looks exactly like

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Bachelor Arie Recap: You Gotta Fight…For Your Right…to Arie

Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Episode 3 Remember how I said last week that up was the new down and the producers of this show have thrown all caution to the wind? Gone are the days of tradition where our bachelor sort of tries to court these women in the small window of time he is given. Arie is a man on a mission. He has roughly five contestants he’s

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 33: Bachelor Arie Week 2 Recap

Arie is in week 2 of his journey to find love and I’m already frazzled by the changes ABC has made in our usual second episode agenda. Arie hosts TWO girls with their own one-on-one dates. He even flies to Scottsdale so his mom can meet her clone from 35 years ago. WHAT IS GOING ON? A HOME TOWN DATE ALREADY? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP? If you’re interested in

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