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IHGB #221 Bachelorette Katie Recap: Episode 4

Hello everyone! Well, it was The Thomas Show on this week’s Bachelorette. This is not an exaggeration. The contestants talked about Thomas, participated in a group date, talked about Thomas again, waited around for a rose ceremony, and talked about Thomas some more.  That is why Some Guy in Austin veered way off topic more than once during the show. But, in our defense, I do think you will find

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IHGB #206 Bachelor Matt James: Fantasy Suites

Well, it’s fantasy suite week, and there were way more tears than I would have anticipated for a time that traditionally is celebrated with champagne toasts, chocolate-covered strawberries, and “do not disturb” signs for the door. Seriously. There were lots of reasons to cry, and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss them all. For example: Is ABC the worst for trotting out Matt James’ dad for a fireside chat

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IHGB #204 Bachelor Matt James: Women Tell All

Hello everyone ! As with most Women Tell All episodes, I prepared myself for a night full of ruffled feathers and consuming a stiff drink in anticipation of a long episode that could easily have been culled to twenty-five minutes of important information. What I didn’t expect was the power to go out for three hours, forcing me to retreat to the only other person in my life who still has regular

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IHGB #203 Bachelor Matt James: Hometown Dates

Hello everyone ! This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”  Some Guy in Austin and I discuss many things this episode, such as: Michelle’s darling parents The Gilmore Girl-ness of Bri and her mom Serena’s deadpan sister and her fierce words And facts about Canada, eh?

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IHGB #202 Bachelor Matt James: Cool Rider

Hello everyone ! Who knew that a girl wearing puka shells all over her white gossamer gown could cause such a fuss, am I right? Some Guy in Austin and I break down week six of Matt James’ journey to find love, and we tackle many questions along the way.  How many bolts are missing from those carnival rides? How many Temecula Road songs can you name off the top of

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