Bachelorette Des — Week 2

by Lincee
June 4, 2013
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The recap will be up as soon as I recover from this:

I may never write again. #thingsican’tun-see

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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June 4, 2013 7:25 am

I can’t wait for the recap – so much to discuss!

Love Brooks, don’t really love Bryden – they spent the whole time saying “this is amazing” but didn’t really talk much. The silent moments in the pool actualy seemed to be realistic.

Also, how could they ruin that beautiful wedding dress tracking through the dirt?

Hurry, Lincee

Sharon

June 4, 2013 8:03 am

Clearly we won’t be seeing any of these fools on MTV or BET any time soon.

NYGal

June 4, 2013 8:03 am

Ben looks and sounds like George W. Bush.

Saggleo

June 4, 2013 8:10 am

Ben can go home for me. Knew I didn’t like that guy – and it’s not all based on what the guys say he just seems smarmy.

That video was horrendously funny – don’t quit your day jobs lol!!!

June 4, 2013 9:10 am

I couldn’t watch last night because I didn’t feel like I was doing it for all the right reasons.

I really hope this song will be available on iTunes for download today. I will add it to my “Gotta Get Down on Friday” playlist.

Liana

June 4, 2013 10:12 am

I know ABC arranges all those extravagant dates, but closing off a bridge? I bet the people who had to go around the world to get to their destination because the bridge was closed weren’t too happy. I liked Brook although my gaydar went up just a bit with him. Maybe he is just too metrosexual? Good chemistry with Desiree for sure.
OMG, that rap song at the end was way too hysterical.

votemom

June 4, 2013 11:06 am

most.painful.episode.to.watch.in.bachelorette.history

the
end.

votemom

June 4, 2013 11:07 am

p.s. TeamBryden (Brooks a close second)

atl

June 4, 2013 11:53 am

Ok, Lincee. I am a little disappointed in your skills today. I went with your intuition on Nick and now I am down a pick in my bachelorette pool. 🙂 But at least he is still available for you. And you know you can’t stop writing unless it is for the right reasons!

You have to wonder if they sit around and think how ridiculous can we make these people look. I’m no Soulja Boy fan but that can’t help his street cred. 🙂

alysha

June 4, 2013 12:24 pm

We just moved into our new house and we don’t have our cable turned on yet, so I won’t get to see last night’s episode until Saturday. I am going to try something new though and read your post first so I have a list of funny/creepy/awkward things to look out for. Can’t wait! 🙂