Bachelor

Bachelor Clayton Recap: Friends With Benefits

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 2 As we settle into the second week of Clay-en’s journey to find love, several things are made clear by the end of this two-hour extravaganza. First of all, everyone seems more relaxed in the official Bachelor mansion, excluding Jesse Palmer, who gives off a “what am I doing here” vibe. You can tell someone in the front office likened this hosting gig to a former

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Finding His Person

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 1 It has taken me multiple hours to write this recap, thanks to the COVID virus currently partying it up in my immune system. I’ve been writing about this silly show for nearly twenty years, and the idea of missing an inaugural post of a brand new season just wouldn’t do. Insisting I quarantine from my roommate Lara, I watched the glory of Clayton’s season

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Bachelor Matt James Finale Recap

Bachelor Matt James Finale Recap | To say that Bachelor Matt James’ season finale was the most dramatic is an understatement. Although most of us knew the controversy that swirled around Rachael, one of his final two picks, I can report that many other moments had me shaking my finger at the screen, sucking in my breath in shock, and shaking my head in disbelief.  I’m going to guess that

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Fantasy Suite Dates

Bachelor Matt Fantasy Suite Dates | We reached the week of Matt James’ fantasy suite dates, and there were many more tears than I expected. And maybe my head was in the gutter for most of the episode, but I feel like the sexual innuendos were excessive. I probably uttered, “That’s what she said,” seventeen times during the two-hour extravaganza. But before we get into it (that’s what she said,)

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Half the Women Tell All

Bachelor Matt James | Women Tell All| As with most Women Tell All episodes, I prepared myself for a night full of ruffled feathers and consuming a stiff drink in anticipation of a long episode that could easily have been culled to twenty-five minutes of important information. What I didn’t expect was the power to go out for three hours, forcing me to retreat to the only other person in my

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