Bachelorette

Bachelorette Recap: The Pain in Spain

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s dudes meet the family! Yes, this episode was crammed full of family tension, and yes the ending was annoying, but what I really want to talk about is… What was up with Rachel’s skirt? My girl bounces around downtown Dallas, talking about how she’s super pumped that not one, not two, but three suitors get to meet her fam, and all I could do was try and

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Bachelorette Recap: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Be-Gong

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Hometown Dates I don’t know how you reacted to Rachel’s hometown dates, but I for one am thrilled that she was 4-for-4 on the Jump and Straddle(™) welcome leap. I’ve never been more proud and have never been more concerned over something that made me so proud. There were four different techniques: Dean executed a weird little skip before meeting Rachel in the middle of an abandoned

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Bachelorette Recap: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 7 I KNEW IT! Geneva, Switzerland is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to ditch a couple of superfluous bachelors, as well as almost lose a digit to frostbite. I’m getting ahead of myself. As Rachel wanders the streets of Geneva, giddy that she has access to both a waterfront and mountains, she reflects on the importance of this week’s

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Bachelor Recap: Hot Tubin’ Lovin’

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 6 Clearly our voices have been heard. Last night was the first episode in recent memory that ended with an actual rose ceremony unaccompanied by a “TO BE CONTINUED” slate. Our Host Chris Harrison must have read my recap, as well as your aggressive tweets. He probably reported back to Mike Fleiss that we were upset. Bachelor Nation is a powerful group of people. I’m proud

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Bachelorette Recap: Hang Loose

Bachelorette recap: Rachel Week 5 I think this episode of The Bachelorette is the first time we have ever experienced more than three dates in one episode. As the camera pans to Kenny and Lee about to throw down, just before we see Bryan and Rachel making out in a boat decorated with gratuitous throw pillows from Pottery Barn, I was confused. I completely forgot that producers interrupted last week’s

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