That’s right ladies and gentlemen…The Bachelor is BACK! ABC spared no expense to search high and low for the most collective group of straight up crazies the franchise has ever hosted in their hopefully sanitized, pimped out mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Our Bachelor has bulked up for the pending festivities. According to pre-taped packages, the audience can deduce that he accomplished this by pulling large barrels of wine around
The recap will be up as soon as I find my Miss Hallsville first runner up contestant sash from 1994. I had no idea pageant accessories were making a come back. Hurray! *** UPDATE *** My Huffington Post article on the most memorable first impression moments from last night’s show is up! Click HERE. Feel free to list your favorite first impressions below in the comment section. At least 20
As you all know, ABC finally revealed the 24 young ladies and one grandma who will undoubtedly declare their love of swilling Merlot with long-haired men who look like a shaggy Groban in tight grey Levis. Last week I posted the extended promo spot that showcased a gaggle of girls dressed like the Kardashians, made up like Vegas showgirls and potty mouths that rival any weathered dude one may find
Hello Bachelor friends! Thanks so much for all the alerts, texts, Facebooks, tweets and calls that ABC posted the faces and features of the women vying for Groban’s love and affection. Traditionally, I would pour over the ladies’ stat sheets and reveal my top four contestants based on look and answers alone, but today’s schedule does not permit me to truly give the time and dedication this process deserves. Perhaps
People Magazine is reporting that Ali and Roberto have SPLIT! What could have possibly gone wrong? Do you think it’s because she started dressing like an extra from “Little House on the Prairie?” I can’t be sure. I do have one question though. Which would look better on my new personalized stationery? Mrs. Roberto En Fuego Lincee and Roberto En Fuego Lincee En Fuego Mrs. En Fuego The En Fuegos
