Recaps

Bachelor Pad Recap: The Case of Aggravated Assault on an Innocent Yogurt Container

So there I was again. It’s 7:45 a.m. and I’m totally chilling with Nate and Murphy on Y101.7 — Jackson, Mississippi’s hit music station. Just like last week, I can feel my heart beating and my throat thickening because I’m so nervous to mention in my on-air recap what’s really on my mind: – Can I talk about how Erica gave Blake a massage with her boobs? – How can

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 4

The recap will be up as soon as I go back and memorize that part where Ella describes how to execute the perfect kiss. I can’t remember if it was pull away while biting the bottom lip or biting the bottom lip and then pulling away. Never fear. A detailed run-down will be in the recap posted later today. In the meantime, let me know what you thought of last

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Is The Bachelor going green again?

Thanks to everyone who wrote, Facebooked, texted, Tweeted and called me to say that it is rumored that Groban (aka: Ben the Wine Guy) will be our next Bachelor. Here were my initial thoughts: 1. When will ABC stop recycling bachelors? 2. How does Greek Groban feel about this? 3. Will Jennifer Love Hewitt be a contestant? 4. What if he talks in his puppy voice again? 5. Can he

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Speedos + Brett Michaels = JENIUS

So there I was at 7:45 a.m., visiting with the awesome morning show team of Nate and Murphy on Y101.7 – Jackson, Mississippi’s hit music station, and I’m overcome with anxiety as the interview rushes on because all I can think about is: – Can I use the word “package” when referring to Jake’s junk on this radio station? – Will Nate and Murphy think I’m tacky because I use

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 3

The recap will be up as soon as I recover from Kasey’s “singing” to Vienna. Sometimes at night, I can still hear the “singing” when I’m asleep. I’m seeking help. From Brett Michaels. If you’ve recovered from last night’s episode, sound off in the comment section. The recap will be up this afternoon.