Recaps

Bachelorette Ashley Recap: Episode 7

The recap will be up later today as soon as I figure out what message to write on my love lantern.  In the meantime, please run over to AOL by clicking HERE to read about my top five “How Many ABC Interns Does It Take?” moments from last night’s show. As always, feel free to chat among yourselves in the comment section until I return.  I have a feeling some

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Love in an elevator

Ni hao my dear readers! I’d like us all to start a slow clap in celebration of ABC’s valiant attempt to make last night’s episode the most dramatic in this season’s history. I shall submit that watching paint dry and grass grow are no longer more riveting than forcing myself to follow Ashley’s amazing love journey through the Orient. There was dragon boat racing, Hong Kong sight seeing and a

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Bachelorette Ashley Recap: Episode 6

The recap will be up as soon as I finish my morning to do list: 1. Since Ashley continues to make unfortunate wardrobe choices, look up alternate words for “see through” and “sheer” in the thesaurus. I’m going to need them for the recap. 2. Try to re-watch the elevator kiss in its entirety without hiding behind my fingers or laughing. 3. YouTube Donnie Wahlberg at the NKOTBSB concert singing

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Bachelor Recap: SLAM! Let the Boys Be Boys

Hello my lovely readers! And thanks for checking in here at IHGB headquarters to see what your fellow Bachelorette watchers have to say about what could arguably be the most boring season since Prince Lorenzo pimped himself out to promote his dog washing business on QVC. Our Host Chris Harrison is undoubtedly popping blood pressure medicine between tequila shots and our suitors find each other more interesting than our Bachelorette

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Bachelorette Ashley Recap: Episode 5

Other than cheering for our pal Ames during his “fight” with annoying Ryan, shouting “GROBAN” every time a Groban was on the screen, counting off-the-shoulder tops and rolling my eyes when Ashley mentioned the guy who is landing WAY more than 15 minutes of post-Bachelorette fame, I have to say I was super bored with last night’s episode. However, I persevered and by the power of a Dr Pepper at

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