A snippet from Ashley’s journal: Dear Diary, I’m in Thailand. Since it’s the monsoon season, ABC got a good deal on the Phuket Renaissance Resort & Spa. Today they made me wander around on the beach for the opening talking head package for tonight’s show. I didn’t even have to pretend to look forlorn like I normally do. Even though I was super cute in my favorite teeny, wife beater
I can’t be sure, but I think…I THINK…Ashley may not be over her two day relationship with Bentley. Clearly, I need to report accurate information on my big recap, so I’m going to re-watch the show a few times just to be positive before I post. In the meantime, you can check out my miniature recap over HERE at AOL. This week, I tackle: “The Top Five Ways To Be
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. I’d much rather hear your take on this just-released official list of highly qualified contestants who have chosen to partake in the debauchery know as The Bachelor Pad. Those blatantly willing to perpetuate drama, brood in string bikinis or guard and protect the hearts of others include: The Women: GIA ALLEMAND (“The Bachelor” Season 14, Jake Pavelka) I’m not sure why Gia
Ashley wasn’t the only one who took a beating last night, am I right? Among the cobbled together flash mob, anticlimactic Great Reveal, excruciating Bachelorette roast, charm-a-la-douche and the magical appearance of an indiscriminate pair of flannel pajama bottoms, I think ABC should apologize to the viewing audience for subjecting us to such blatant disregard of Ashley’s raw emotional state while wasting our valuable time with b-roll packages of an
The recap will be up as soon as teach the folks in my building some choreography for the flash mob I’m directing in our courtyard. Oh it’s as cool as you are imagining. And more. In the meantime, feel free to read my “Top Five Moments I Never Thought I’d Write About While Recapping The Bachelorette” over HERE at AOL. I’ll see you this afternoon. Feel free to give your
