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Bachelor Nick Recap: Too much information

Bachelor Nick: Fantasy Suites Remember the days when we used to watch two crazy kids try to fall in love on a beach somewhere in Mexico as a reality show camera crew and an efficient intern followed them around? Our contestants wrote and read poetry to each other. They picnic’d in fields of green. Dinner conversation consisted of career dreams, family goals, and life aspirations. Hot tubs were reserved for

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Fifty Shades of Grime

Bachelor Nick: Episode 8 It’s hometown date week and that means four ladies have the chance to be the future Mrs. Bachelor Nick! Wait. Strike that. Let me start over. It’s hometown date week and that means three ladies have the chance to be the future Mrs. Bachelor Nick, while Season 13 bachelorette Rachel inevitably gets her heart broken in an upcoming episode. Hold on. That’s not right either. I’m

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Nick Who? Meet the New Bachelorette

Bachelor Nick Recap Episode 7 — In an episode that accurately depicted the definition of what it means to talk in circles, we certain do have a lot to discuss. Rachel is the new bachelorette. Corinne is in the top four. Raven insists on wearing lingerie at cocktail parties and Nick insists on wearing shorts from the juniors section. Let’s dive right in and get to the bottom of this

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Bump, hit, spike, choke?

Bachelor Nick Recap: Episode 6 — Last night’s episode was B-O-R-I-N-G in my opinion. Yes, I understand it was a metaphorical blood bath when it came to cutting the competition IN HALF during one episode, but other than discovering that DD Danielle is known as D-Lo around the St. Thomas Marriott and poor Russia had a horrific childhood, I could barely concentrate due to the tears, the same conversation being

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Bachelor Nick recap: Oh my NOLA

Bachelor Nick Week 5: If I omitted everything that I didn’t like from last night’s episode, we would be left with a paragraph on Rachel’s adorable personality, a paragraph on how much I loved the Beauty and the Beast promos, and how the one girl who deserved a date rose didn’t get it. I’m looking at you, Ghost May. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is

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