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IHGB #184: Clare Found Her Husband!

It’s been seven months since we’ve podcasted about the Bachelor franchise, and Some Guy in Austin and I are thrilled to be back discussing the inaugural moments of Clare’s allegedly short journey to find love. In this episode, Some Guy and I discuss the proper etiquette of exiting a big, plastic, sweaty ball. We wonder if men’s capri pants are trending in California. We also debate the effects of perfectly

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Bachelorette Clare Recap: I Love That

Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter.  Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic

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IHGB #183: Meet Bachelorette Clare’s Guys

It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart. Questions we asked ourselves: Is hybrid hair paste is a thing? Why does Brenden

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Everything you need to know about Bachelorette Clare

Several names were tossed out as possible candidates for our next bachelorette. I heard whispers about Champagne Kelsey, Taxidermy Kendall, Tayshia, and Blond Victoria. Then there was Tia, who has probably already signed up for the Golden Girls version. To my knowledge, one Miss Clare Crawley was never in the hopper. One can only assume that ABC did not want a toddler version of The Bachelorette. Mama texted me this

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Bachelorette Hannah Finale Recap Part 2: Hannah Gets Clarity

Hannah found a man. Hooray! Then she dumped him for lying to everyone. Hooray again! Then she landed a date with her runner-up. So weird! I’ll admit that when Hannah told Bachelor Nation “I don’t even know how this will end,” I was intrigued. I was also extremely irritated that her vague tease caused me to watch part two of the finale with a cautious heart. I never really invested

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