Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn’t’ technically make sense to some. And by “some,” I mean Some Guy in Austin who had Joe and Nayte as the final two men standing across from Michelle at the Home Depot proposal pedestal. In this episode, we break
To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down one hundred and twenty minutes of footage into a handful of points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show. Some Guy in Austin and I also talk about his epic birthday present. I can’t wait for you to hear what I got him. No,
It’s that time! Hometowns are here, and we get to see a bunch of dysfunctional people try and puzzle through how their loved ones could fall head-over-heels for a complete stranger in a matter of weeks. I’ve said it once, and I’ll probably say it again, but I’ve had a carton of milk in my refrigerator longer than Brandon has been falling for Michelle. Unfortunately, we didn’t see many crazies
Well, at the beginning of this bachelorette episode, showrunners made sure Michelle beat it into our brains that next week is hometowns. If the tradition of the previous seventeen seasons remains, quick math results in the astounding conclusion that four men will be standing at the end of this two-hour extravaganza, and four losers will be sitting silently in the rejection SUV, wondering where they went wrong. Some Guy in
Hello everyone! Full disclosure: Some Guy in Austin and I laugh a lot on this episode. It makes for a fun time when you’re both hopped up on cough medicine, trying to figure out which dudes on Michelle’s roster are here for the right reasons. Sure, there are some questionable eggs in her basket which may need a one-way ticket back home, but I can envision Michelle happy with not
