“Joe’s left nut was hanging out the entire time.” — Jared This has already proven to be one of the hardest Bachelorette recaps I’ve ever written. And I’m one title and one sentence into the copy. Great. I want to crawl under my desk right now, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am a professional and I will get through this. I’m just going to get it all
Houston—we have a problem. Even though my city is mostly under water due to flash floods and endless raining, there was a sliver lining in the form of a brand new reporter on ABC13: I’m a weather freak. Translation? Weather freaks me out. It was nice to have John keep me company during the wee hours of the morning as I curled up in a chair at my friend Emily’s
When I heard that ABC.com had finally announced the cast for this season’s Bachelorette, I immediately logged on to make make my preliminary choices based solely on appearance and the answers to a handful of questions. It’s important we make snap judgements in moments like these. Before I scrolled through an entourage of men who looked the exact same as the one before, I marveled at the fact that we
We are three weeks away from the premiere of The Bachelorette. Using the recently released promo, let’s take a frame-by-frame look at what ABC has in store for us. Mark your calendars, people. We’re all in this together.
If only we were all together in the same room, I would mime my recap. It would take about five minutes and involve a lot of yawning and pretending to go to sleep. I can’t imagine any babies would cry, but you never know. Since that’s impossible, I will put my game face on and try to create a recap that paints a picture of drama! Romance! Product placement! Feel
