Two minutes in: Time when I stopped caring about Champagne-gate. Seventeen Trillion: Number of chickens de-feathered for the pillow fight.Four: Number of Our Host Chris Harrison sightings!One: Number of times I uttered “ugh” when looking at Peter’s blue jean length. Welcome to the season 24 Bachelor Peter Recap! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on
Hannah found a man. Hooray! Then she dumped him for lying to everyone. Hooray again! Then she landed a date with her runner-up. So weird! I’ll admit that when Hannah told Bachelor Nation “I don’t even know how this will end,” I was intrigued. I was also extremely irritated that her vague tease caused me to watch part two of the finale with a cautious heart. I never really invested
UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. I had to get that out. These two-part season finales with mysterious “I don’t know what will happen” teases are THE WORST. On a scale of one to Hannah, where do you come down on this opinion? Oh yes, I went there, thanks to the gathering of individuals who watched the first part of Hannah’s journey to break hearts. Many of you are not happy campers that our girl dumped
I’ve been watching this show long enough, and hopefully you’ve been reading this recap long enough, to know that the men and women telling all is my least favorite episode of the season. It’s always a let down, except for that one time when Jason pulled a Mesnick and said “just kidding” by switching from his final pick Melissa Rycroft to the runner-up Molly What’sHerName on national television. Now that’s
As the episode wrapped with Bachelorette Hannah flipping off the rejection SUV that carried Luke into the onset of a tropical storm, I took a moment to marvel at the two-hour spectacular which will forever be known in Bachelor Nation as “the windmill episode.” Never have I gasped at the television so ardently or wavered in my ability to pick a lane as to which suitor I think will win
