Tag Bachelorette Recaps

Bachelorette Michelle Finale: Soul-Nayte

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Finale It’s happening, people. Michelle has found her soulmate. Or her soul-Nayte, if you will. Even though there was a sliver of a moment that I thought Brandon might just pull this one off, everyone’s favorite baby-faced bachelor didn’t tick the win column this go around. Was the finale boring? A bit. Did it haven’t moments of shock and awe? Absolutely. Instead of ticking through all the minute

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Bachelorette Michelle Fantasy Suites: My Girl

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Fantasy Suites Well, dear readers. Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn’t technically make sense.  Let me be clear — Joe is going to be okay. I’m sure Tayshia is doing everything she can to mend his wounded heart, but that’s another post

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Bachelorette Michelle Men Tell All: Apology Accepted

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Hometowns To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down ninety minutes of footage into ten helpful bullet points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show.  The ABC wardrobe department pilfered velour curtains from the set of Wonder Years to craft three similar yet different dresses for Kaitlyn, Tayshia, and Michelle.

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Bachelorette Michelle Hometowns: Apple of Her Eye

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Hometowns It’s that time! Hometowns are here, and we get to see a bunch of dysfunctional people try and puzzle through how their loved ones could fall head-over-heels for a complete stranger in a matter of weeks. I’ve said it once, and I’ll probably say it again, but I’ve had a carton of milk in my refrigerator longer than Brandon has been falling for Michelle. Unfortunately, we

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: Until the Cows Come Home

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 6 In this episode, showrunners made sure Michelle beat it into our brains that next week is hometowns. If the tradition of the previous seventeen seasons remains, quick math results in the astounding conclusion that four men will be standing at the end of this two-hour extravaganza, and four losers will be sitting silently in the rejection SUV, wondering where they went wrong. Did we expect

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