Well, it’s episode two, and Michelle is already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this particular train wreck to find love, and I’m not happy about it. There’s some weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I’m slowly beginning not to trust any of her cast. Some Guy in Austin and I dig through the roster to see who is a Chach and who
Hello everyone! You know, it seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. In last week’s episode, Some Guy in Austin and I
There are so many guys vying for the heart of Michelle Young. And why wouldn’t they be? She’s adorable, athletic, caring, and looks great in a cocktail dress. But Some Guy in Austin and I narrow down our picks to ten total suitors who should be on your bracket. You know we have a bracket, right? With the folks over at Last Night’s Game? Check the link in the show
Bachelor in Paradise has reached its end, and because we love you, Some Guy in Austin and I watched all three hours, so you didn’t have to. Let’s face it. All you want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger. We’ve got all the details for you right here, including the dude who left with another dude on his
We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real
