The most dramatic season ever

There’s roller derby.
Where’s Harrison?
I spy a neck brace.
An old boyfriend comes to get his girl back.
Sean symbolically drops the rose from a balcony.
Awkward kissing.
So many tears.
Petty arguing.
I’m resisting the urge to throw up a little in my mouth.

Yep. The Bachelor is back people. Get excited.

And could someone slap me on the head? My eyes seem to be stuck in the upward roll position. Thanks.

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This Show Makes Me Crazy
This Show Makes Me Crazy
January 3, 2013 10:26 am

At the beginning he says “there are so many beautiful women here” and then there is an echo in a woman’s voice “Beautiful!” What’s with that? I CAN’T WAIT!

January 3, 2013 10:46 am

I clicked on the video just to see the monkey on the beach! I’m afraid I’ll have to fix my own upwardly-rolled eyes before I can un-stick yours! As silly as I find this over-dramatized train wreck, we all know I’m probably going to watch.

January 3, 2013 11:08 am

Oh good gravy! Where do they find these women???

January 3, 2013 11:26 am

This show makes me want to break out in hives and throw the remote at the TV. Can someone please relay to them the definition of insanity? Goodness gracious.

January 3, 2013 11:49 am

Oh My God, we have heard all of these lines in every other bachelor/ette season, but since Sean is so hot, you know I’ll be watching! Let the “amazing” and “journey” counts begin!!

January 3, 2013 12:14 pm

Why is there an ambulance in EVERY SINGLE SEASON? Is it in their contract?

I think they brought out the crazies because Sean, while probably a wonderful guy in real life, is BORING in TV life. Bless his heart.

I can’t wait to watch.

January 3, 2013 12:19 pm

Welcome back Lincee and Happy New Year! Can’t wait until next Monday for another season of OMGs and cheesy dialogs. Of course your Tuesday posts are much anticipated.

January 3, 2013 1:38 pm

Oh Boy. I cant be sure, but I think the trouble maker girl is a short person (or possibly an elf). Not that there is anything wrong with that. Not everyone can reach 5′ 1″.

January 3, 2013 3:06 pm

I *think* he might be smirking while looking on at the girl with a neck brace! TRAIN WRECK. Can. Not. Wait. (to look at Sean for 10 weeks!!) 😉

January 3, 2013 3:07 pm

I wish there was a way to ‘Like’ other people’s comments like on fb…cause KnoxGirl – the elf comment is just downright funny. And I’m only 5’2″!! ha!!

January 3, 2013 8:13 pm

What AmyA and KnoxGirl said!!! LMAO!!

Happy New Year Lincee and green beaners!

Love From Utah
Love From Utah
January 3, 2013 11:22 pm

I’ve missed “The Bachelor,” but not nearly as much as I’ve missed you, Lincee!!

January 4, 2013 6:15 am

Looks like it will be a blast. Cant wait, me and my boyfriend love this show and so do other friends of mine in the gay community I am with.
I am wondering if Sean will have sex with the girls when on the fantasy dates? He seems very serious and religious and post on Twitter bible verses and stuff. Hope we dont get too much of the Puritanism this season, last season with Emily was just too much to endure, all that fake holy facade crap.
Anyway when will they do a gay Bachelor? That would be awesome!

January 4, 2013 6:22 am

I think the short girl is named Lyndsey Yenter, it is reported on a site when she made a date in Mountaina by bystanders that she is really short like 5″2″. He dad is a 2 star General in the Army also. I seen a preview on youtube with her talking the 1st night to Sean, she wanted him to kiss her, she seemed drunk, and seems like a real firecracker. I’ll bet she is trouble!!

January 4, 2013 9:10 am

Can’t wait for the tears, secret whispers, the ambulance, the monkey, hot tubs, bitchiness and of course Sean’s hot abs & arms! Winning!

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