Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All

by Lincee
March 4, 2014
in Bachelor
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It’s going to be a rough recap. The most exciting thing I have written in my notes is: “I wonder if that brunette chick on the back row is irritated that Molly the Dog gets more air time than she does?”

Don’t worry. I’ll come up with something and post it later this afternoon. Eet’s okay.

Of course, feel free to weigh in here and let me know your thoughts!

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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Heather

March 4, 2014 8:44 am

I can’t figure out why no one sat in the hot seat to talk to him…………

Shopgirl

March 4, 2014 9:01 am

There were a number of times when they were complaining that he didn’t ask them enough questions or that he wasn’t fair that I wanted to scream “he’s just not that into you!!!”

Kerin riley

March 4, 2014 9:09 am

Did you notice Andi’s attitude changed a little since she is bachelorette?

Debby

March 4, 2014 9:14 am

I thought it so obvious that they completely nixed Renee as a possible Bachelorette as now being in a “situation”…I’ve since read she got engaged! Yea Renee!!

And then so overtly brought Andi up & did everything but formerly announce her as the new Bachelorette……….

Amy H

March 4, 2014 9:15 am

It was obvious on the show that a lot of the women felt that JP was not in this for the “right” reasons. I’ve been thinking about that, and I think the crux of the issue is that JP did not (as many Bachelors do) come to the show saying, “I have tried and tried to find real love on my own, and I have failed, and I am not ready to change and really open up in NEW WAYS.” It was not like he came in humbly, feeling as though he hadn’t been able to figure it out on his own and now needed to try something new, like perhaps looking beyond sexy lips and sexy fringed tops for something more enduring. I think what was really lacking here was humility and a willingness to change something about himself in order to find something real. Instead, JP came on the show and acted just like the single playboy he is, kissing who he wanted and making no apologies for himself. If you don;t like it, well, it’s okay. HE certainly is not going to change. I truly believe it was that attitude of arrogance…that lack of humility…that turned so many of the women against him. I personally found it totally unattractive.

mrsb

March 4, 2014 9:34 am

I bet ABC can’t wait to get this season over – total chach. Did you notice it was only 90 minutes?

Sami

March 4, 2014 9:36 am

Yes, thank GAWD it was only 90 minutes. Make it stop! Save us, Lincee with your recap!

katytxgal

March 4, 2014 9:38 am

BOOORRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

Is it me, or does it seem like OHCH can’t stand Juan Pablo?

Rhonda

March 4, 2014 9:39 am

A bunch of whining women.

If they were so disappointed, then they should have all pulled a Sharleen. Nope, they hung onto the bumper and then when they got kicked off, they complained it was Juan Pablo’s problem.

They said they are looking for a husband…well, after last night, they can eliminate a bunch of men. Who would sign up for any one of them?! They were terrible…whining about each other, whining about Juan Pablo, whining, whining, whining. Ugh.

I hope they don’t choose Andi as the next Bachelorette. She strikes me as nothing short of a head-game-playing freak with anger issues.

Rhonda

March 4, 2014 9:41 am

kattxgirl,
No, it seemed that OHCH could see right through the girls. I think it’s why he asked the questions he did of Andi.

I’m not sure if he like JP, but he certainly didn’t appear to think the girls were anything special.

mytwocents

March 4, 2014 9:42 am

So the whiners didn’t think …..he was fair…..didn’t ask them about their interests…..and on and on. Guess what? He was revealing who he is. If they don’t like who he is, then he is not the guy for them yet I have the feeling that if he had not rejected them; they would have stayed and said they were falling in love. A few women mentioned that a relationship is a two way street and they felt like he was on a one way street only thinking of himself but, really, why weren’t ‘t they exiting on their own if they felt that way?!

mytwocents

March 4, 2014 9:49 am

Oh, one other thing….. JP had a large number of women that he had to eliminate quickly so what did they expect? Really?!!…. He should have asked them all what their favorite color is, what kind of pizza they like, etc. ? It’s a show….. Entertainment!!!! What a bunch of “in it for the right reason” complainers.

Dianne

March 4, 2014 9:59 am

Horrible, horrible show! There was not one thing that was “exciting” about it. And is it just me, or are OHCH’s hands wayyyyy too small??

March 4, 2014 10:32 am

Interesting how Sharleen and Renee stuck up for him so much, especially Sharleen. I agree with the other posters that JP liked who he liked and didn’t want to get to know (or kiss) some of the girls. The show seemed to be mostly sour grapes, Andi griping, Renee and Sharleen being kind, and annoying Sean and Catherine.

Also, the foreshadowed crying drama with Clare and Nikki shows them in casual clothes, not their fancy proposal dresses, so it doesn’t look like they have their meltdowns at the very end.

Totally off topic, but did anyone else notice in the Oscar selfie that Lupita’s brother was holding her purse and shawl for her? They are adorable!!!!

Breanne

March 4, 2014 10:32 am

Sharleen was all like, “I don’t know what your b*tches problem was, he asked all kinds of questions about me; wanted to know all about me and my experiences.” Ha!