Most of you know I watched the Men Tell All episode with Some Guy in Austin. I’m proud to say that we both rolled our eyes at the same parts, laughed at the other’s jokes and cheered when we noticed that Dylan had finally washed AND CUT his hair. Mrs. Some Guy joined me behind a couch cushion during the creepy/stalker moments and now I’m writing from the most comfortable
It’s Men Tell All tonight people! Get pumped. Hopefully these men will tell all of what they were thinking about the following: 1. What was the deal with the scarves? 2. How did we go an entire season without a hot tub scene? 3. Does Our Host Chris Harrison really smell like power tools, lemon grass and respect? 4. When Andi wore denim panties, did that spark Daisy Duke flashbacks?
I hope that adage is true, because this season’s forgo card fantasy suite episode was a SNOOZE FEST. Instead of boring you with plebeian details of Andi’s attraction to two boys and her affection for one manly farmer, I decided to evaluate the night using amateur photos taken with my iPhone. Let’s start at the very beginning. Andi arrives in the Dominican Republic. I know it’s the Dominican Republic because
I just watched this sneak peek from tonight’s Bachelorette episode: If The Farmer rides up beside Andi and rescues her from a runaway horse, I will stand up and cheer. I guarantee it. Remember this is a spoiler-free zone, but if you had to guess who is going home tonight, who would you pick? [poll id=”27″] I’ll be Tweeting the show tonight! Follow me at @Lincee. #teamfarmer
I picture Old McDonald sooooo differently now. Am I right? I can’t believe we are eight weeks in the season ready for hometown dates. Andi is so lucky that every single one of the four men she has left are unbelievable guys who would make perfect husbands. Of course, Marcus would make a perfect husband for someone other than Andi, but we’ll get to that, and the most awkward, random,
