Recaps

Bachelor Pad: Finale

The recap will be up later this afternoon as soon as I figure out how love came so easy to a certain person, even though “they” say that it typically doesn’t. As always, feel free to discuss in the comment section until I get back. I’ll give you a topic: How utterly awesome would it have been if Natalie had picked KEEP in the deliberation room? Discuss. I’ll be back

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Railing at its finest

Hello lovely readers! Thanks for sticking with me as we slather on insane amounts of Germ Squirt in order to trudge through the debauchery known as The Bachelor Pad. It’s a little sad to think that we only have one more episode before this rocket ship reaches its destination. On the other hand, I’m a little impressed that we made it through five weeks without any noticeable rashes. Victory! Before

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Bachelor Pad: Episode 5

The recap will be up as soon as I figure out where I can get one of those cool spin the bottle tables.  I’m thinking Brookstone perhaps?  Sharper Image? Sky Mall? Feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section.  I’ve got two words for you:  rocket ship. Have fun.

Always a drunk bridesmaid…never a bride

The opening of last night’s episode promised us petty fights, revealed truths and hurt feelings. Several themes popped up over and over throughout the two hour ordeal. For instance, the words “chopping block” and “target on my back” and some derivative of the word “ass” were uttered no less than 243 times. A collective total of 17 minutes was dedicated to someone crying either in a broom closet or bathtub.

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Bachelor Pad: Episode 4

The recap will be up as soon as I write down every Disney Princess movie line I have memorized so I can work it into the recap during Tenley’s date with Kip. I may have to throw in a few YouTube clips for good measure. As always, feel free to discuss in the comment section.  I’ll give you a few topics:  Natalie crying, Elizabeth crying, Nikki crying, Tenley crying and

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