Remember a few months ago when fellow Bachelor blogger DP over at Guy in Austin filled in for me with a stellar male perspective on the reality show we all love to hate? DP’s blog is typically reserved for Bachelor seasons. I would email often and tell him that his fans want to know what he thinks about Jake on Dancing with the Stars and encouraged him to at least
Remember that Friends episode where Ross tries to get Ugly Naked Guy’s apartment? The one where Phoebe and Rachel go with him and see Monica and Chandler “doing it” up against the window? Let me refresh your memory. Pay close attention to Phoebe’s reaction right around the 50 second mark: Dear reader. That is how I felt last night while I was watching Jake dance. I was at my friend
I am at a Holiday Inn Express in Silt, Colorado for THE FIFTH NIGHT IN A ROW. But don’t feel sorry for me. This place has a BBQ joint. Holla! Needless to say, I’ve read an entire book, two magazines and watched three movies. If you know me, you know I travel with my portable DVD player like any other toddler/child/pre-teen/teen and came prepared for the airplane and down time
And they really did walk like Egyptians. So very, very awkward. And a little sad too. That’s right people. Chelsie knew that Jake didn’t have the chutzpah to pull off a rugged and manly Indiana Jones character in last night’s “story” dance. His “oh” and “ah” faces forced her to take the lead and get all Cleopatra on his asp. It’s actually pretty comical to watch the pair rehearse. You
1. First and foremost, for the love of all things chachtastic and awesome, why was I not called to provide “normal” commentary from a Bachelor blog I’ve been writing since 2003? I’m convinced it’s because that other blogger had the word “bachelor” in her website title. Stupid green beans. 2. Executive producer Mike Fleiss said that when the show handed them lemons, they often were forced to produce lemonade moments.
