In case you didn’t get the memo from last night’s episode, the house is beginning to divide. Over here, you have the kids from the wrong side of the tracks. Over there, you have the popular kids who rule the school. Let me break it down even further… If the Bachelor Pad took place in an ‘80s movie, the Outsiders would consist of Andie and her BFF Duckie Dale, Donald/Ronald
She’s my cherry pie Disgusting piece of crust stick in her eye Yacking in a bucket makes Tenley cry Sweet cherry pie —– Warrant, 1990 Recap will be up as soon as I find a polka-dot jacket to pair with my gingham dress.
We all know from watching the behind the scenes specials that Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss is a dirty old man. After watching last night’s show, I find it odd that it took eight years and 20 combined seasons of the Bachelor and Bachelorette for Fleiss to come up with this idea of throwing “love” out the window and taking an “amazing journey” to the raunchier corners of his mind in
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out if you can get an STD from watching a filthy show on television. In the meantime, please feel free to review last night’s events in the comment section. I’ll give you a topic: What was up with Our Host Chris Harrison’s tie? Discuss.
Dear Bachelor Pad Contestants: The network is thrilled that you have decided to partake in the debauchery known as The Bachelor Pad. You have been hand picked by Our Host Chris Harrison due to your extreme willingness to perpetuate drama, your seduction technique, the way you rock a set of abs and/or your general sense of douchbaggery. Congratulations! As you know, there is $250,000 up for grabs in this competition.
