Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 4 In the fourteen seasons I’ve been watching the disastatastrophe ABC calls The Bachelorette, I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed more storyline stuffed into a two hour block than on last night’s episode. There were two rose ceremonies, a location change, two one-on-one dates, a massive group date, a dude sent home early, the return of an injured contestant, a country music artist mini concert, ex-Olympians,
Most of you around here know that “pineapple” is the official safe word for the iHateGreenBeans community. We’ve used it since Mesnick’s Melba toast season and it has come in handy thousands of times throughout the seasons. Let me say, dear reader, that it was PROCLAIMED last night over and over and over again when this happened: There it is. In all its golden glory. I’m afraid Houston doesn’t have enough
Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 3 Our show opens with a rainy day. Bachelorette Becca’s guys wander around the house not knowing what to do with themselves. Some linger around the kitchen bar in their favorite beanie hats watching others cook eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Right in front of The Chicken, no less. When I saw one guy reading an actual book, I knew we were in for a
Wow. It’s week two and Bachelorette Becca is already showing signs that this journey to find love is going to full of road blocks and detours. In fact, the entire cast seems to be hyper-sensitive about her every move. Many have expressed deep feelings after their ninety-second meet and greet from night one, while others have succumbed to testosterone-filled acts of aggression. And poor David is called about by Our
Hi there! My name is Lincee Ray and I’ve been recapping The Bachelor since 2003. No, I did not lose a bet, nor is this my everyday job. I simply adore Our Host Chris Harrison and feel it is my duty to support him wherever he goes. One of these days, he will acknowledge my adoration by appointing me as his personal assistant. I will finally be able to confirm
